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General Joe Talk / What kind of Viper would you be?
« on: August 02, 2009, 02:43:01 PM »
I got this crazy idea for a new thread...we all know that Cobra forces consist of various types of Vipers. Their names are usually descriptive of their military specialty (ex. Alley Vipers are urban combat, Strato-Vipers fly the Night Ravens) etc. So what kind of Viper would you be, given your current profession?
olyeller01 is a Paint-Viper.
Cobra, being the international terrorist organization that it is, has significant infrastructure and investment in both buildings and vehicles. Paint-Vipers ensure that all of those buildings and all of those vehicles stay protected with the latest in paint and coatings technology, ensuring that Cobra's investment in material will last - at least until the next SkyStriker bombing run.
Paint-Vipers use airless paint sprayer technology to finely atomize the paint. The 3000+ PSI stream that the sprayer puts out can also double as a weapon in a pinch.
Being the villainous and international organization that it is, Cobra only uses paints and coatings from ICI. This is in direct contrast to GI Joe, which has an exclusive government contract with Sherwin-Williams :wink:
olyeller01 is a Paint-Viper.
Cobra, being the international terrorist organization that it is, has significant infrastructure and investment in both buildings and vehicles. Paint-Vipers ensure that all of those buildings and all of those vehicles stay protected with the latest in paint and coatings technology, ensuring that Cobra's investment in material will last - at least until the next SkyStriker bombing run.
Paint-Vipers use airless paint sprayer technology to finely atomize the paint. The 3000+ PSI stream that the sprayer puts out can also double as a weapon in a pinch.
Being the villainous and international organization that it is, Cobra only uses paints and coatings from ICI. This is in direct contrast to GI Joe, which has an exclusive government contract with Sherwin-Williams :wink: