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Re: What kind of Viper would you be?
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2009, 09:36:46 AM »
I guess I could be a Televiper because I thread projectors? I would love one of those crazy helmets :)
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Re: What kind of Viper would you be?
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2009, 01:34:45 PM »
Safety Viper, with secondary speciality of HR Viper, lol.

So after your leg gets cut off in a freak buzzboar incident, I can help reassign you to restricted duty, like stairwell viper,:)
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Re: What kind of Viper would you be?
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2010, 03:10:46 PM »
Old thread.. but a nice one!
I'm a Plumber-Viper, sometimes working with the Welda-Vipers or the Techno-Vipers, we're always prepared for combat.. or ready to fight the leaks!  ;D
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Re: What kind of Viper would you be?
« Reply #15 on: October 24, 2010, 04:43:23 PM »
Sweet Thread! I would be a Techno-Viper.  Working closely with the Tele-Vipers and Snake Byte, ensuring that all the IT systems and Networking between sites are working fine.  Always looking out for G.I. Joe from hacking the systems and reporting when the Cobra Vipers are watching too much YouTube.  Techno-Vipers can be found in the basement of the Terror Drome sitting in front of a PC when they are not busy showing the Dreadnocks how to send emails, again.
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Re: What kind of Viper would you be?
« Reply #16 on: October 24, 2010, 04:53:14 PM »
News-Viper. selling magazines to the other Cobras in a newsagents.

no, i lie. i'd be a Viper and blow my damn workplace up.
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Re: What kind of Viper would you be?
« Reply #17 on: October 25, 2010, 08:09:06 AM »
Wheel- Viper, Fixing and installing the treads and tires on the vehicles
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Re: What kind of Viper would you be?
« Reply #18 on: October 25, 2010, 08:53:50 AM »
Like this thread.  When you look at it in Viper terms.... I guess I would hate my job.

I am a parts manager at a tractor dealership.  So I would be a Parts-Viper or an Inventory-Viper.  I would sit at my desk in store room and wait for a Techno-Viper, Paint-Viper or Weld-A-Viper to come ask me for parts or supplies to fix a HISS Tank or Cobra Rage.

My snap on accessories would be a Laptop, Clipboard and a utility knife for cutting open boxes.  Because I would rarely leave Cobra Island or Springfield I would not be issued any weapons.  I spend my days dreaming I would be accepted into the Alley-Viper or Frag-Viper program, but hope I do my Parts-Viper job good enough that I don't get demoted to a Toxo-Viper or dare I say Toxo-Zombie.
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Re: What kind of Viper would you be?
« Reply #19 on: October 25, 2010, 09:44:55 AM »
Programmer-viper
or would it just fall under Tele-viper?
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Re: What kind of Viper would you be?
« Reply #20 on: October 25, 2010, 10:13:30 AM »
I like to clean glass surfaces...  :wink:
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Re: What kind of Viper would you be?
« Reply #21 on: October 25, 2010, 03:43:03 PM »
Quote from: "SnowHawk"
...or dare I say Toxo-Zombie.

Toxo-Zombie.. Mmmmmm. the dream job eh?
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Re: What kind of Viper would you be?
« Reply #22 on: October 25, 2010, 06:21:17 PM »
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I like to clean glass surfaces...  :wink:

Squeegee Viper  :P  :lol:
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Re: What kind of Viper would you be?
« Reply #23 on: October 25, 2010, 08:08:59 PM »
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I like to clean glass surfaces...  :wink:

Squeegee Viper  :P  :lol:

Window Viper. I've come to vipe your vindows.
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