I'll cover your back. Even if the boxes are empty. All I want is the 12" Dial Tone mock up!
The tabloids will say "Joe Nerd does serious jail time for a miserable piece of 12 inches of plastic with added articulations"
In addition, the Canadian Joe Cons will be flooded with news teams from around the country that will try to assess as to what could've gone wrong in the right mind of this Joe Nerd....The reporters will multiply in attendance each year, pushing The Mike to the brink of insanity as he will be forced in the end to pull the plug on the Canadian Joe Convention, calling that day he dreaded the most "The Day Canadian GI JOE's last hope was single handedly brought down by one of its own members" :lol: