JoeCanuck
Canadian Joe Con Section => Yearly CanJoeCon Discussion => Topic started by: BHMike on November 17, 2010, 11:30:29 AM
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It's been brought to our attention that Black Ice and Joe Canuck will be taking questions via formspring from now until the 2011 Convention. You can ask them a question, and they'll eventually reply to it.
Ask Black Ice questions here:
http://formspring.me/BIackIce (http://formspring.me/BIackIce)
Ask JoeCanuck questions here:
http://formspring.me/JoeCanuck (http://formspring.me/JoeCanuck)
Be sure to post your questions w/ replies back here if they're worthwhile. They get posted at those links. So check back every once and awhile. This should be..... "interesting".
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Heres mine for Black Ice
Q: Are you planning to get revenge on the traitor Shiver/Snake Byte? And what are you going to do to him when you do catch him.
A: Oh, I figured I would take him out for some Pizza and catch up on old times. o_O
What do you think I'm gonna do to him? Imagine that, then tell yourself you are wrong, because what I'll do to him is 10 times worse.
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This is by far my favourite one so far on the Black Ice page:
Q : Who's your tailor?
A: Ughh.. Why did I agree to do this? Go away.
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Here is my question to Black Ice:
Q:Since Shiver disgused himself as Snake Byte to steal the Hailstorm, is there a real Snake Byte or was he just made up to seak by your defences?
A:Was there a real one? Damned if I know. All I know is "Snake-Byte" never showed up for work that day and some loser stole MY Hailstorm! I still can't believe he walked right past my Ice Guards!
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Here is my question to Joe Canuck:
Q:Is there a real Snake Byte rotting in jail or did Shiver just make him up to gain access to Cobra North?
A:There absolutely is a real Snake-Byte. Shiver intercepted a transmission order for Snake-Byte's transfer, then swapped places with him. If he's in one of our holding cells or not is a matter of National Security, so I'm sorry. I can't not accurately answer this one for you.
I know I basicly asked the same question, I justed wanted to see who would give the best answer!
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i asked JC what he looks like under the mask, is he handsome, ordinary or butt-ugly.
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i asked JC what he looks like under the mask, is he handsome, ordinary or butt-ugly.
Smart thing you did not ask Black Ice that... he would have hunted you down for sure!
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his response:
"C'mon Powder Keg! Knock it off! This is for "non" Canuckleheads only! LOL. Besides, you and my wife used to work at that pizza shop together. You KNOW how dashing I am. LOL!"
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I did a second question to Black Ice:
Q: There are rumors that a number of Ice Guards and Frostback Troopers that do like where you are talking Cobra North. They are rumored to start their own Coil Club, is there any truth to do this, or are you ignoring them to focus on Shiver?
A: Are you drunk? Ice Guards are loyal to me FIRST and foremost. What the hell is a Coil Club? Believe me when I say this - nothing gets talked about in Cobra North without me knowing about it. As for Shiver, I have decided that I will no longer speak his name. He is forever now known as "The Traitor". He deserves nothing but my boot upside his head.
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I also gave Joe Canuck a second question:
Q: Now that you have a Hailstorm prototype, will you build more and what will it's new name be?
A: I think we'll keep the name Hailstorm on it. That name just rocks! Shiver did manage to bring us the plans for it, so we may make more down the road. Right now however we're focusing on finding Cobra North's new base... they kinda moved out of their last one. Can you blame them?
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I don't think I'm going to be in the good books with either guy after my questions today... :wink:
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Black Ice
Q: Were you always a bad guy? Or did you just wake up one day on the wrong side of the bed?
A: I'm not a bad guy.... where do you get that from? I'm working for a better Canada, under the rule of Cobra. What about that is bad?
Joe Canuck
Q: Has it ever crossed your mind that Shiver could turn against all of the Canadian team one day?
A: It has crossed my mind. It also crossed Snowbanks when he signed the release to allow Shiver out of our custody. The mere fact that Shiver not only broke into his old base, stole the Hailstorm, and gave us the location of the base BEFORE all this happened is more then enough proof for this old guy. Snowbank still has some reservations about Shiver, but that's only natural. Shiver has proven himself a valued member of our team a few times now. I don't think we have anything to worry about.
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I don't think I'm going to be in the good books with either guy after my questions today... :wink:
Q: If train A leaves Chicago traveling 100MPH and train B leaves New York traveling 150MPH and the distance between the two cites is 600 miles how far from New York will it be when the two trains meet?
My A: The answer, that Joe Canuck refused to give to whoever's question it was, is: 360 miles from NY.
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Q: What's your favourite flavour of Timbit and how do you take your coffee?
JC A: I don't really have a favourite to be honest. I mean, I'm partial to the good ol' Chocolate Glazed ones. And I do love those Jelly filled powder ones. My coffee, when I drink it is a double double. Personally however, I'm more of a Tea man myself. Keeps me alert naturally.
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do you like timbits?
Black Ice: Ok. Seriously... can we just start shooting the people who ask the obviously stupid questions. Of COURSE I do. Duh!
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Q: Any word on new members of Cobra North for 2011?
BI A: We're always adding troops to our ranks.
(Hoping for an exclusive hint!!)
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My next question was:
Q: Have you ever thought of being a good guy for a day? I mean if you could trade places with Joe Canuck for a day what would you do? You both wear masks so no one would ever know if you did it.
A: NO.
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So I asked Joe Canuck the same question:
Q: Have you ever thought of being a bad guy for a day? I mean if you could trade places with Black Ice for a day what would you do?
A: I would turn myself in. I find what Cobra North and Black Ice does is disgusting to my way of life in Canada. In truth, I would never be a bad guy, not even for a minute.
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I really love asking them questions! Here is another one to Joe Canuck:
Q: Without going into specific mission details(Top Secret), have you ever been sent to other contries to fight Cobra or do you just protect Canada? If so how often?
A: If needed I would have no issues about traveling outside of Canada to help defeat Cobra or Cobra North. The official Joe Team has resources worldwide to handle most anything. From Tiger Force, to Sky Patrol, to Action Force. They've got the world covered from top to bottom. But, as I said, If needed, I would go anywhere.
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This time I gave a different question, this is what I asked Black Ice:
Q: Cobra Commander and Destro change there uniforms all the time, do you feel you would like the same opportunity to change outfits depending on the mission you are about to do?
A: My suit can adapt to any situation or temperature I need. If you'll notice, the Commander and Chrome Dome have lost many battles. Maybe they should concentrate on the problems at hand instead of how fashionable they look.
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Q: what's your favourite flavour Timbit?
BI: any. I'm not picky
Q:Have you ever met Beaver, the Canadian member of Action Force? If not, do you think you'd like to work with him?
JC: Never met him. Heard good things about him however. I'm willing to work with all members of Action Force, The Joes - anyone I can if it means putting a stop to Cobra North and the rest of Cobra!
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My next question to Joe Canuck:
Q: What are you going to ask Santa for this year?
A: Well, I know for a fact that Santa won't be able to find me at our base, but if Santa did still bring us "big kids" presents, I think we'd be thrilled with a new couch in our main lobby. I mean, that thing is so old, it has dust on it ready to retire!
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I asked Black Ice the same question....
Q: What are you going to ask Santa for Christmas this year?
A: Grow up.
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I love asking there guys questions! Here is my latest question to Black Ice.
Q: Will Cobra North have a Christmas party this year?
A: NO. And if I find out this is YOU Chacal, asking AGAIN to have a staff party, then I'll sign you up for target practice right now - with YOU AS THE TARGET!
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Here is the same question to Joe Canuck asked in a different way.
Q: Since the Canuckleheads have been so successful at stopping Cobra North this year, will you guys be having a Christmas Party to celebrate?
A: The Canuckleheads and the Joes (Canadian ones) always get together during the holidays to celebrate. We also always make sure to donate a new, unused toy to a local toy drive in each of our hometowns. It's our hope that everyone reading this will do so as well!
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is Joe Canuck alright? i asked him a question a few days ago and he's not answered. Black Ice responded to a couple of questions recently...