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Canadian Joe Con Section => Yearly CanJoeCon Discussion => Topic started by: BHMike on April 28, 2011, 10:11:11 PM

Title: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
Post by: BHMike on April 28, 2011, 10:11:11 PM

Since my recent comment saying that I always pictured Michael Ironside to be the "voice" of Black Ice, I started thinking about who would be the rest of the "JoeCanuck-verse" of characters.

This, is what I came up with, while sitting in traffic. (Google image them)


Black Ice - Michael Ironside (Voice Only)
Chacal Noir - Wade Williams (Shaved head)
Hazard - Connor Trinneer
Timbit - Jason Mewes
Shiver (as a good guy) - Jensen Ackles
Snowbank - Nathan Fillion
Back-Stop - Ryan Kwanten (Hair dyed black)
Joe Canuck - Scott Bakula

From this year's set:
Mudslinger - Kevin Conroy (Voice Only)
Valkyrie - Sara Rue (w/ Brown hair)
Night Ops Guy - Bruce Campbell (Voice Only)
"Kermit" (as you guys call him) - Jack Coleman (Black hair, w/goatee)



Haven't thought about the Canuckleheads yet....

Title: Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
Post by: cmderinchief on April 28, 2011, 11:13:38 PM

Quote from: "THE Mike™"

Timbit - Jason Mewes

Ppfftt!  HA!  LOL!

Title: Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
Post by: bandonov on April 28, 2011, 11:27:02 PM

I like your list... but if money was not an issue...

Black Ice - Willem Dafoe http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000353/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000353/)
Chacal Noir - Michael Chiklis http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004821/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004821/)
Hazard - Carlos Bernard http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0076167/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0076167/)
Timbit - Ben Stiller http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001774/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001774/)
Shiver (as a good guy) - Matt Damon http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000354/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000354/)
Snowbank - Karl Urban http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0881631/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0881631/)
Back-Stop - Sean Patrick Flanery http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001218/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001218/)
Joe Canuck - Kiefer Sutherland http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000662/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000662/)

From this year's set:
Mudslinger - Zachary Quinto http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0704270/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0704270/)
Valkyrie - Jessica Biel http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004754/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004754/)
Night Ops Guy - Mark Wahlberg http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000242/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000242/)
"Kermit" (as you guys call him) - Chris Pine http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1517976/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1517976/)
"Pockets" - Josh Duhamel http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0241049/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0241049/)
"Find the Canuck" - Hugo Weaving http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0915989/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0915989/)

The Canuckleheads

Deke - Morena Baccarin http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1072555/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1072555/)
Line Dance - Laura Vandervoort http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0888882/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0888882/)
Quick-Synch - Michael Rosenbaum http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0742146/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0742146/)
Moose Jaw - Justin Hartley http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1261997/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1261997/)
Pulse Pounder - Sam Witwer http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1022429/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1022429/)
Powder Keg - Eric Johnson http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0425053/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0425053/)
Gray Jay - (do we find a actor?)

Title: Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
Post by: pdaat on April 29, 2011, 08:23:41 AM

Quote from: "cmderinchief"

Quote from: "THE Mike™"

Timbit - Jason Mewes

Ppfftt!  HA!  LOL!

My thoughts as well.  Snootch to the nootch!

Title: Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
Post by: bandonov on April 29, 2011, 08:27:11 AM

Quote from: "cmderinchief"

Quote from: "THE Mike™"

Timbit - Jason Mewes

Ppfftt!  HA!  LOL!

If we use Jay, then we have to get a part for Kevin Smith, What role could Silent Bob do?

Title: Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
Post by: condor knight on April 29, 2011, 08:32:31 AM

Quote from: "bandonov"

I like your list... but if money was not an issue...

Black Ice - Willem Dafoe http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000353/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000353/)
Chacal Noir - Michael Chiklis http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004821/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004821/)
Hazard - Carlos Bernard http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0076167/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0076167/)
Timbit - Ben Stiller http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001774/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001774/)
Shiver (as a good guy) - Matt Damon http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000354/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000354/)
Snowbank - Karl Urban http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0881631/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0881631/)
Back-Stop - Sean Patrick Flanery http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001218/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001218/)
Joe Canuck - Kiefer Sutherland http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000662/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000662/)

From this year's set:
Mudslinger - Zachary Quinto http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0704270/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0704270/)
Valkyrie - Jessica Biel http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004754/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004754/)
Night Ops Guy - Mark Wahlberg http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000242/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000242/)
"Kermit" (as you guys call him) - Chris Pine http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1517976/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1517976/)

The Canuckleheads

(I will add them tomorrow)

I agree with these actors and actresses:
Black Ice - Willem Dafoe http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000353/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000353/)
Chacal Noir - Michael Chiklis http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004821/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004821/)
Shiver (as a good guy) - Matt Damon http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000354/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000354/)
Snowbank - Karl Urban http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0881631/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0881631/)
Valkyrie - Jessica Biel http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004754/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004754/)
Night Ops Guy - Mark Wahlberg http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000242/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000242/)
"Kermit" (as you guys call him) - Chris Pine http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1517976/ (http://http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1517976/)

Title: Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
Post by: bandonov on April 29, 2011, 08:39:02 AM

Just added the Canuckleheads and the 2 missing people from the Con set ... to my previous post


Thanks Hal, I spent an hour last night searching for these guys...  :lol:

Title: Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
Post by: condor knight on April 29, 2011, 09:43:06 AM

just my thoughts

Title: Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
Post by: morgardee on April 29, 2011, 10:31:09 AM

I haven't had much time to think about this, but here is a few suggestions for now:


Black Ice - Edward Norton http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001570/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001570/)
Chacal Noir - Woody Harrelson http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000437/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000437/)
Hazard -  Viggo Mortensen http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0391326/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0391326/)
Timbit - Jesse Eisenberg http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0251986/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0251986/)
Shiver - Alexander Skarsgård http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002907/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002907/)
Snowbank - James Marsden http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005188/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005188/)
Back-Stop - Kevin McKidd http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0571727/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0571727/)
Joe Canuck - Joe Flanigan http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0281167/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0281167/)

From this year's set:
Mudslinger - Zachary Quinto http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0704270/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0704270/)
Valkyrie - Jessica Alba http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004695/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004695/)
Night Ops Guy - Steve Carell http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0136797/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0136797/)
"Kermit" - Robert Knepper http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0460694/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0460694/)

Title: Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
Post by: olyeller01 on April 29, 2011, 10:42:12 AM

Good picks by all...except I'm not too sure about Scott Bakula as Joe Canuck.  Joe's a hard one to pick for.  Michael Ironside's turn as Darkseid in the DC Animated Universe has made him an eternal bad-guy fave, & Kevin Conroy is of course eternally the man.  For Chacal Noir I'd make him older & more cerebral & put him in a power struggle with Black Ice...so what better bald actor than Patrick Stewart?

Of course if this ever DID happen Hollywood would &!*% the backstory, plot, & characters all up.

Also, I hope Mike would get a better cameo than Larry Hama did.

Title: Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
Post by: bandonov on April 29, 2011, 10:53:52 AM

Quote from: "olyeller01"

Of course if this ever DID happen Hollywood would &!*% the backstory, plot, & characters all up.

Also, I hope Mike would get a better cameo than Larry Hama did.

I don't remember seeing Larry Hama in RoC, where was his Cameo?

Title: Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
Post by: 5h4rK on April 29, 2011, 10:54:45 AM

Quote from: "bandonov"

Quote from: "olyeller01"

Of course if this ever DID happen Hollywood would &!*% the backstory, plot, & characters all up.

Also, I hope Mike would get a better cameo than Larry Hama did.

I don't remember seeing Larry Hama in RoC, where was his Cameo?

Great question..I want to know too!

Title: Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
Post by: turner on April 29, 2011, 11:28:20 AM

It was supposed to be in the early part where destro was addressing a room of officials, Hama was supposed to be dressed as a general.  I looked for it the other day but still didn't see him.  I think it got cut or was so fast and such a wide shot that you couldn't tell.

Title: Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
Post by: olyeller01 on April 29, 2011, 11:37:30 AM

Quote from: "turner"

It was supposed to be in the early part where destro was addressing a room of officials, Hama was supposed to be dressed as a general.  I looked for it the other day but still didn't see him.  I think it got cut or was so fast and such a wide shot that you couldn't tell.

It is EXTREMELY brief, the only reason I could pick him out at all is because I saw a still shot of where he was located when they were shooting.  I think you can also see him from above and behind at one point, but again, you have to know where he is.  I say they should have given him at least a brief speaking role!!!

Title: Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
Post by: BHMike on April 29, 2011, 11:42:26 AM

I'm pretty sure they did. He talks to Hawk. But they cut it. I forget where I heard this.... actually wondering if it was from him personally....

Title: Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
Post by: 5h4rK on April 29, 2011, 11:48:26 AM

Quote from: "olyeller01"

...I say they should have given him at least a brief speaking role!!!

He could not be worse than Dennis Quaid.. ::)

Title: Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
Post by: Sundance on April 29, 2011, 12:30:13 PM

Jean Grey?

do you mean Grey Jay, Bandy?

Title: Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
Post by: bandonov on April 29, 2011, 12:57:16 PM

Quote from: "Sundance"

Jean Grey?

do you mean Grey Jay, Bandy?

Oops... I will fix it! +1 for pointing it out

Title: Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
Post by: nova on April 29, 2011, 02:25:57 PM

Quote from: "bandonov"

Quote from: "cmderinchief"

Quote from: "THE Mike™"

Timbit - Jason Mewes

Ppfftt!  HA!  LOL!

If we use Jay, then we have to get a part for Kevin Smith, What role could Silent Bob do?

I think Kevin Smith would play a great  "The Mike TM, as represented by Friar Tuck"

Title: Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
Post by: turner on April 29, 2011, 02:38:50 PM

Quote from: "THE Mike?"

I'm pretty sure they did. He talks to Hawk. But they cut it. I forget where I heard this.... actually wondering if it was from him personally....

Now I'm wondering what his line was.  Anybody know?

Title: Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
Post by: grunt 4 mvp on April 29, 2011, 04:43:08 PM

Micheal Clarke Duncan as Black Ice. (voice only - he's too big)

Title: Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
Post by: pdaat on April 29, 2011, 10:17:42 PM

Quote from: "turner"

Quote from: "THE Mike™"

I'm pretty sure they did. He talks to Hawk. But they cut it. I forget where I heard this.... actually wondering if it was from him personally....

Now I'm wondering what his line was.  Anybody know?

I thought it was only the part when he was in the room with Destro.  He may have shook hands with Hawk after the meeting.

Title: Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
Post by: 5h4rK on May 02, 2011, 08:07:52 AM

I could play SnowBank's role! @Mike: pm me if interested!

Here's my best profile..
(http://http://to55er.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/ugly_man.jpg%253Fw%253D275%2526h%253D344)Go Joe!!!

Title: Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
Post by: Sundance on May 02, 2011, 11:17:10 AM

^ is that really you?!

Title: Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
Post by: 5h4rK on May 02, 2011, 01:12:16 PM

Quote from: "Sundance"

^ is that really you?!

Errr.. nope!  :P
<<<<..I'm the one on the left.. wearing the shark suit!  :-*

Title: Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
Post by: Sundance on May 02, 2011, 02:29:43 PM

riiiiiiiiight....
[/dr evil]