Okay, how about this:
UNDERBRUSH
Tiger Force Jungle Warfare specialist.
File Name: Flynn, Neil
Primary Military Speciality: Infantry, Jungle Warfare
Secondary Speciality: Janitor
Grade: E-5
Underbrush started out as a janitor for a Hospital Teaching school, then got bored with the silly dramas there and decided to enlist, where he promptly found himself doing the same job after basic training.
He transferred to infantry, took the Ranger course and passed, and then applied to the Joe Team.
He was accepted......and was assigned janitorial duties yet again.
In a fit of pique, he approached Hawk and got a spot on the Tiger Force, where he currently serves.
General Hawk says:" Whatever career luck Underbrush has had seems to have been cleared up. He's an asset to Tiger Force. Maybe there was something about mopping all those floors that's made him a better soldier.
He checks under EVERYTHING, looking for trouble. If I need a soldier to clean up a mess of COBRAs, give him a "room broom" and he's the one I'd turn to".