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Title: What's worse? Crocodiles or zombies?
Post by: Jon S. on July 02, 2013, 09:28:49 AM
(http://gijoe.neutronzenith.com/img/gijoe_crocodiles_zombies.jpg)

Of course, having both attack at once is the worst!

Also, there's a Defense Mech, a Buzz Boar and a Firebat in there too for no reason. Enjoy!
Title: Re: What's worse? Crocodiles or zombies?
Post by: BHMike on July 02, 2013, 12:17:24 PM
Dude.... Crocodile Zombies!
Title: Re: What's worse? Crocodiles or zombies?
Post by: latinjoe22 on July 02, 2013, 12:49:56 PM
Crocodile Zombies?...  Game over man!  ;D
Title: Re: What's worse? Crocodiles or zombies?
Post by: grunt 4 mvp on July 02, 2013, 01:58:16 PM
Crazylegs is done for. Or if he survives perhaps he'll earn his nickname with an insane prosthesis....
Someone's gonna have to put poor Red Dog down. He's bit for sure.....
Big Lob is a coward...
Who's in the Mech?
Title: Re: What's worse? Crocodiles or zombies?
Post by: Jon S. on July 02, 2013, 02:21:04 PM
If you look closely, Crazylegs has his gun in the mouth of the croc. Does he shoot the croc before its jaws clamp down on him? Or will he be eaten alive?

Red Dog isn't bit yet, but it's close! (another ambiguous case)

Big Lob was a last minute addition to the photo, hence his lack of involvement. I felt like Tunnel Rat and Law & Order should be there too but wasn't sure how they'd fit in so I left 'em out.

Night Force Steeler in the Defense Mech. '83 swivel arm Cobra Commander in the Buzz Boar.
Title: Re: What's worse? Crocodiles or zombies?
Post by: Sundance on July 02, 2013, 03:44:07 PM
you need Skymate. Skymate should be wrestling the crocs Steve Irwin style!
Title: Re: What's worse? Crocodiles or zombies?
Post by: latinjoe22 on July 02, 2013, 07:19:38 PM
you need Skymate. Skymate should be wrestling the crocs Steve Irwin style!

Crazy is already dead and Skymate wouldn't stand a chance either. He may be a master of the skies when he's up there, but on the land, he'd just end up like his fallen counterpart airborn friend "Crazy" (formerly known as Crazylegs) . Plus I imagine that all that Gliding and lack of cardio/ running exercise, would render him totally ineffective in trying to outrun a hungry croc. CroC wins....two pairs of legs instead of one :P
Title: Re: What's worse? Crocodiles or zombies?
Post by: Sundance on July 03, 2013, 02:16:12 AM
Skymate's Aussie SASR. he's going to whup ass on the ground or in the sky!
Title: Re: What's worse? Crocodiles or zombies?
Post by: grunt 4 mvp on July 03, 2013, 03:05:07 PM
I think Skymate and Crazylegs are out of their element with Zombiecrocodiles.

They're more suited to combatting a Sharknado...
http://www.assignmentx.com/2013/fresh-clip-check-out-the-syfy-sharknado-teaser-trailer/ (http://www.assignmentx.com/2013/fresh-clip-check-out-the-syfy-sharknado-teaser-trailer/)
Title: Re: What's worse? Crocodiles or zombies?
Post by: Jon S. on July 03, 2013, 05:41:32 PM
Crap. Now I need to make a Sharknado.

I'll post a couple follow-up images. I don't have a Skymate fig, but I know of another Joe who might be able to save Crazylegs's life and... err... legs.