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Title: GI JOE...THE NEW MOVIE
Post by: Radio Guy on March 06, 2007, 10:32:18 AM
http://www.cinematical.com/2007/03/04/s ... -wahlberg/ (http://www.cinematical.com/2007/03/04/shooter-producer-jumping-onto-gi-joe-next-hopefully-with-wahlberg/)
Title: Re: GI JOE...THE NEW MOVIE
Post by: sniper on March 06, 2007, 11:23:00 AM
Could be a serious attempt to make a good movie.  My top picks for Snake Eyes would be Liev Schreiber, Christian Bale or Damian Lewis.  I could also see Ron Livingston do justice to a comic version of Clutch.
Title: Re: GI JOE...THE NEW MOVIE
Post by: Redmao on March 06, 2007, 02:19:14 PM
My wish for a Joe movie would be that SE be played by a nameless stuntman who can perform the part without removing the mask which a big named actor would require.

Kane Kosugi would be a great Storm Shadow.
Title: Re: GI JOE...THE NEW MOVIE
Post by: Radio Guy on March 06, 2007, 09:41:42 PM
my hope is that marky mark doesn't bring the joe franchise to a halt like the planet of the apes...although since tim burton isn't involved, we should be good....
Title: Re: GI JOE...THE NEW MOVIE
Post by: morgardee on March 07, 2007, 11:05:34 AM
My pick for Storm Shadow - Tony Jaa aka "Ong- Bak". Since this is the rise of Cobra then we need a young actor who is skilled in martial arts.
Title: Re: GI JOE...THE NEW MOVIE
Post by: Raptor on March 07, 2007, 06:37:17 PM
Quote from: "morgardee"
My pick for Storm Shadow - Tony Jaa aka "Ong- Bak". Since this is the rise of Cobra then we need a young actor who is skilled in martial arts.

Dude, Ong Bak was the name of the statue.

I'm just saying it because Jay will if I don't.

:chicken:
Title: Re: GI JOE...THE NEW MOVIE
Post by: Agent_Loop on March 07, 2007, 09:53:03 PM
Quote from: "Redmao"
Kane Kosugi would be a great Storm Shadow.

I agree. He has some potential after seeing him in DOA...no, there wasn't a note of sarcasm.

The Shooter has a decent trailer, so I shouldn't be too concerned with their treatment with GIJoe.
Title: Re: GI JOE...THE NEW MOVIE
Post by: Redmao on March 08, 2007, 07:39:50 AM
You should see his performance in Godzilla Final war. Great!
He's the son of Sho Kosugi who was the ninja of the 80's and a great martial artist.
He's been following the foosteps of his father.
Title: Re: GI JOE...THE NEW MOVIE
Post by: Vortex on March 10, 2007, 01:45:17 AM
Yes this will be good as long as someone doesn't suggest Gary Oldman (mistaken for Gary Coleman!!!) for Cobra Commander as in the YoJoe thread for the G.I.Joe movie.  I don't think I EVER laughed as hard as I did when I read that!

I wish I could find that thread to show you guys it was out of this world funny!
It was waaay back in 2002 I think so they don't have a link to it anymore.

Good times...
Title: Re: GI JOE...THE NEW MOVIE
Post by: SnakeEyesOnAPlane on March 11, 2007, 01:38:13 PM
Bad news, gang.  REAL bad news: http://movies.ign.com/articles/771/771046p1.html (http://movies.ign.com/articles/771/771046p1.html)
After all, what do you expect from one of the guys who's responsible for the new Transformers movie?  This guy won't be happy unti he's raped our entire childhood!
Title: Re: GI JOE...THE NEW MOVIE
Post by: Pete The Greek on March 11, 2007, 02:29:24 PM
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G.I. Joe Not Really G.I. Joe
A buddy movie with Action Man?!

March 7, 2007 - Producer Lorenzo di Bonaventura has revealed that Skip Woods (Hitman, Swordfish) is writing the screenplay for the live-action feature film version of G.I. Joe. Woods reportedly segued to the project after completing rewrite work on Live Free or Die Hard.

But fans should expect the G.I. Joe movie to be G.I. Joe in name only -- if the name is used at all. "Do you know Action Man? Action Man is the equivalent of G.I. Joe internationally pretty much. It's a different character, but pretty much the same idea and his name is Alex Mann. So we're creating a buddy movie between Duke and Alex. That's what we're doing," di Bonaventura told LatinoReview.com.

"All the characters will be there, and it'll be really fun but unfortunately our president has put us in a position internationally where it would be very difficult to release a movie called G.I. Joe internationally in a lot of places. I'm a big G.I. Joe fan and to add one character to the mix is sort of a fun thing to do."

The producer added that "Snake Eyes is a really difficult character" to translate to film and that the filmmakers will probably include Heavy Duty rather than Roadblock.

Di Bonaventura's biggest problem is with how to bring the Joes' adversaries, Cobra Command, to the screen. "If you saw Cobra executed the way that it's executed in the animation and in the comic book onscreen you would laugh, I believe."

He also reiterated that he wants Mark Wahlberg to play Duke.

Give me a fucking break. Another Hollywood asshole trying to re-create something so he can make a name for himself. 
Title: Re: GI JOE...THE NEW MOVIE
Post by: SnakeEyesOnAPlane on March 11, 2007, 02:37:36 PM
Quote from: "Pete The Greek"
Quote
G.I. Joe Not Really G.I. Joe
A buddy movie with Action Man?!

March 7, 2007 - Producer Lorenzo di Bonaventura has revealed that Skip Woods (Hitman, Swordfish) is writing the screenplay for the live-action feature film version of G.I. Joe. Woods reportedly segued to the project after completing rewrite work on Live Free or Die Hard.

But fans should expect the G.I. Joe movie to be G.I. Joe in name only -- if the name is used at all. "Do you know Action Man? Action Man is the equivalent of G.I. Joe internationally pretty much. It's a different character, but pretty much the same idea and his name is Alex Mann. So we're creating a buddy movie between Duke and Alex. That's what we're doing," di Bonaventura told LatinoReview.com.

"All the characters will be there, and it'll be really fun but unfortunately our president has put us in a position internationally where it would be very difficult to release a movie called G.I. Joe internationally in a lot of places. I'm a big G.I. Joe fan and to add one character to the mix is sort of a fun thing to do."

The producer added that "Snake Eyes is a really difficult character" to translate to film and that the filmmakers will probably include Heavy Duty rather than Roadblock.

Di Bonaventura's biggest problem is with how to bring the Joes' adversaries, Cobra Command, to the screen. "If you saw Cobra executed the way that it's executed in the animation and in the comic book onscreen you would laugh, I believe."

He also reiterated that he wants Mark Wahlberg to play Duke.

Give me a F@*&^ing break. Another Hollywood asshole trying to re-create something so he can make a name for himself. 
I hear ya, pal.  I'm a hardcore Transformers fan, and I feel bad enough having Michael Bay and his cronies mess that up.  Now, one of those same cronies wants to ruin GI Joe too?  What the hell, Hollywood?
Title: Re: GI JOE...THE NEW MOVIE
Post by: morgardee on March 12, 2007, 09:04:49 AM
Quote from: "Raptor"
Quote from: "morgardee"
My pick for Storm Shadow - Tony Jaa aka "Ong- Bak". Since this is the rise of Cobra then we need a young actor who is skilled in martial arts.

Dude, Ong Bak was the name of the statue.

I'm just saying it because Jay will if I don't.

:chicken:

Maybe I should have said Tony Jaa from Ong-Bak.
Title: Re: GI JOE...THE NEW MOVIE
Post by: Agent_Loop on March 12, 2007, 07:23:35 PM
That guy really knows how to press every button.
Title: Re: GI JOE...THE NEW MOVIE
Post by: grunt 4 mvp on March 16, 2007, 11:39:18 PM
Tony Jaa is a great pick.
Wahlberg....meh.
Is Michael Clarke Duncan too big for Destro?  Although by the sounds of it, Destro won't 'make the cut'
How about Ray Park (Toad/Darth Maul) playing Snake Eyes or Storm Shadow? Christian Bale would be okay too, as 'Radio Guy' suggested.
Title: Re: GI JOE...THE NEW MOVIE
Post by: Iron J on March 21, 2007, 06:39:14 PM
You have to know that Micheal Clarke Duncan would be playing Heavy Duty, or Roadblock pr whoever they use. I doubt Hollywood can think outside the box enough to do otherwise.
Title: Re: GI JOE...THE NEW MOVIE
Post by: SnakeEyesOnAPlane on March 21, 2007, 06:59:34 PM
Quote from: "Iron J"
You have to know that Micheal Clarke Duncan would be playing Heavy Duty, or Roadblock pr whoever they use. I doubt Hollywood can think outside the box enough to do otherwise.
Knowing Hollywood, they'll just use Vin Diesel, maybe with makeup. ::)
Title: Re: GI JOE...THE NEW MOVIE
Post by: Pete The Greek on March 21, 2007, 08:59:42 PM
Duncan = meh   Look at 300, no big name there.

Get Bobby Lashley if you want a juiced up brother to be Roadblock. And he was in the Marines.
Title: Re: GI JOE...THE NEW MOVIE
Post by: Iron J on March 21, 2007, 10:25:43 PM
I could go for Bobby Lashley, though I don't think he's tall enough
Title: Re: GI JOE...THE NEW MOVIE
Post by: savageplay on March 21, 2007, 11:30:51 PM
I think Seth Green as cobra commander (seriously he's a good actor) and I also thinkg that Michael Clarke Duncan should be destro. I think seeing those to arguing would be CLASSIC what a good foot between eachother.

Neither are big budget actors but are really good actors. Seth green could easily add some of teh 'comic relief' of the cartoon while still being serious and not be too campy/stupid.

For snake eyes that's really an easy role to do....he doesn't speak so you don't need acting, just a kick ass martial artist which there are so many right now it's awesome.
Title: Re: GI JOE...THE NEW MOVIE
Post by: Iron J on March 21, 2007, 11:50:16 PM
Well, Seth Green does a pretty good impression of the cartoon Cobra Commander, if anyone has seen it on Robot Chicken
Title: Re: GI JOE...THE NEW MOVIE
Post by: SnakeEyesOnAPlane on March 22, 2007, 11:12:03 AM
Quote from: "Iron J"
Well, Seth Green does a pretty good impression of the cartoon Cobra Commander, if anyone has seen it on Robot Chicken
Hell yes.  RC FTW!
Title: Re: GI JOE...THE NEW MOVIE
Post by: Outback 100% Argento on March 24, 2007, 06:48:25 PM
If its a Problem with "GIJoe" they can call it: "Comandos Heroicos"!!!!!!