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Ye Ole Vehicle Reviews
« on: February 21, 2007, 11:51:01 PM »
Well, not sure if any of here ever looked at my old - and now defunct - Cobra Emporium site, but people always seemed to enjoy the vehicle reviews I had on there (that or they were pandering to me, which is perfectly acceptable too  :wink:) so after a short and very unscientific poll I decided to put them back online. Only the reviews are up so if you can find your way to the front page (easy to do but there's no direct links that work) nothing you click on except for the vehicle review link will work. Just an FYI until I get some time to redo the index page there.

Anyway, if you're interest, check em out. They're pretty old by this point so some thoughts and opinions might have changed. Maybe. :D

And try to ignore the grammatical errors. I wrote a bunch without any sort of word processing software so some are rife with errors. I tried to fix them up as I caught them but a lot slipped through.

I'll re-add the images slowly over time. I'll probably have to rename/resize a few. There's currently 17+mb of images saved so will add them as I can.

Anyway, I'm rambling... you can find the reviews that are up here.
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Re: Ye Ole Vehicle Reviews
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2007, 01:46:51 PM »
Not bad, but when you look at the colored text on black background, compared to the bright clean interface of Joe Index, you can see how far you've come in content design.

Oh, and best vehicle review on the site:

http://cobraemporium.thejoeindex.com/re ... eview.html

-  :chicken:
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Re: Ye Ole Vehicle Reviews
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2007, 11:28:52 PM »
Yeah, the black's a bit harsh on the eyes.

As for that Rat review, I can only laugh. I still get a kick out the Dino-Hunter Review. I need to re-write some of the older ones that I did when I used to post them on the Pit mailing list years ago. You can tell which ones they are because they're really short because they were sent via emails so didn't get too long winded.
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Re: Ye Ole Vehicle Reviews
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2007, 09:25:04 AM »
That was an awesome review for the Rat. Makes me want to owen one just so I can get mad at it.  ;D
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Re: Ye Ole Vehicle Reviews
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2007, 09:38:23 AM »
I loved booth of those reviews - the images didn't show up for me, so I had to go and dig them up  simply to laugh - that Dinosaur was the crappiest toy ever!
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Re: Ye Ole Vehicle Reviews
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2007, 10:03:35 AM »
Glad you guys like the reviews. I'd forgotten what I wrote for most of them, so I've been really enjoying rereading them when I can.

Yeah, I haven't uploaded the images yet. There's a lot to go through and some I might need to rename/change so I just haven't gotten that far. Have 17+mb of review related images so have to deal with them as I can.
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Re: Ye Ole Vehicle Reviews
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2007, 03:58:18 PM »
My review of the Rat:

A little piece of shit.
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Re: Ye Ole Vehicle Reviews
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2007, 04:37:11 PM »
Quote from: "Pete The Greek"
My review of the Rat:

A little piece of shit.



LMAO.

I finally have a sig here.
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My review of the Rat:

A little piece of crap.

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Re: Ye Ole Vehicle Reviews
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2007, 06:21:55 PM »
Man, I forgot about that old site after all this time and I never did read as much of it as I should have, so I think I'll explore the reviews I missed this weekend.
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Re: Ye Ole Vehicle Reviews
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2007, 12:06:13 AM »
Doesn't take long to read them. You can do all of joe or cobra in a coffee break.  Mind you the best ones are the really venomous ones.

-  :chicken:
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Re: Ye Ole Vehicle Reviews
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2007, 02:14:42 AM »
They redid the Rat you know.  It is now the Cobra Battle Hornet.

I have a MOC one for sale $10 OBO.

See no one...
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