As for the diapers, I heard a rumor they are making a new six pack called the "HUGGIES ASSAULT SQUAD"
Dare I suggest the team leader for that pack? I can't help myself. Team leader: Wet Suit.
Or Heavy Duty

Good one. Sort of stretching it a bit but how about Backstop?
As for the new Scarlet, very nice. Face looks a bit cartoonish, but I still like it. So far I want them all but if the are sold locally for a fair price I'd pick up a couple of the Storm Shadow figures. Paint (or rit dye) them black or red and your done. I'm willing to bet you can boil and pop those arms off.
Here's a question for Raptor, is there a way to cover up the flesh tones on a figure when using rit dye? I think epoxy puddy might work but you would need to put a thin layer of cellophane between the epoxy and the flesh part you don't want died, and then you'd have to chip it off.