A: Sears exclusive Cobra Msv and Consumer Distributing exclusive Cobra Tank 
Q: Whos File card states, 
"Attended the Navel War Collage in Newport RI. and the Armed Forces Collage"
No one, because a Navel is a belly button, and a collage is a bunch of pictures stuck together.   I am reasonably sure that looking a a bunch of pictures of fighting belly buttons stuck together with glue is not going to get you on the Joe team.   :wink:
However if you meant Naval and College - you're talking about Keel-Haul. 
Q. Who, from his file card, likes his food like he likes his enemies - Frozen!