I seriously hope the new movie is a reboot. The first movie was pretty weak and I believe anyone on this message board could have done better.
I don't know about that. Had I been given the Director's seat, The movie would've started with BattleForce2000 (or lookalikes) going into TanzMania (forgot the name of the place), they die, but they're not really dead, because they cross to another dimension instead of going to hell, so they're back and given a chance to save Joes that were supposed to die with them. Of course, the price to pay for this is they're not allowed to save Quick Kick, or else they go back to hell, but they end up remembering an old adage from Sgt. Slaughter: "We all go home, or nobody goes home". So they save Quick Kick and Quick Kick kills them thinking they were Cobra coming to kill him just like they killed DOC. Duke, Snake Eyes, Stalker (Who keeps reminding Hawk to stop calling him "Ripcord" because that's someone else), arrive just in time to witness Quick Kick's fatal blows, and Snake Eyes kills Quick Kick thinking he had gone beserk. They all return to base, and to Duke's surprise, Stalker asks Scarlett to quit Gi joe, marry him and start a family. In the meantime Hawk was captured by Cobra but no one cared to notice until the opening of GI JOE 3.
Oh yeah, GI joe 2 would be called Gi joe 2-000. See this is why I should not direct any movies because fans like me can destroy them
