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If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
« on: April 28, 2011, 10:11:11 PM »
Since my recent comment saying that I always pictured Michael Ironside to be the "voice" of Black Ice, I started thinking about who would be the rest of the "JoeCanuck-verse" of characters.

This, is what I came up with, while sitting in traffic. (Google image them)


Black Ice - Michael Ironside (Voice Only)
Chacal Noir - Wade Williams (Shaved head)
Hazard - Connor Trinneer
Timbit - Jason Mewes
Shiver (as a good guy) - Jensen Ackles
Snowbank - Nathan Fillion
Back-Stop - Ryan Kwanten (Hair dyed black)
Joe Canuck - Scott Bakula

From this year's set:
Mudslinger - Kevin Conroy (Voice Only)
Valkyrie - Sara Rue (w/ Brown hair)
Night Ops Guy - Bruce Campbell (Voice Only)
"Kermit" (as you guys call him) - Jack Coleman (Black hair, w/goatee)



Haven't thought about the Canuckleheads yet....
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Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2011, 11:13:38 PM »
Quote from: "THE Mike™"
Timbit - Jason Mewes

Ppfftt!  HA!  LOL!
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Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2011, 11:27:02 PM »
I like your list... but if money was not an issue...

Black Ice - Willem Dafoe http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000353/
Chacal Noir - Michael Chiklis http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004821/
Hazard - Carlos Bernard http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0076167/
Timbit - Ben Stiller http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001774/
Shiver (as a good guy) - Matt Damon http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000354/
Snowbank - Karl Urban http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0881631/
Back-Stop - Sean Patrick Flanery http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001218/
Joe Canuck - Kiefer Sutherland http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000662/

From this year's set:
Mudslinger - Zachary Quinto http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0704270/
Valkyrie - Jessica Biel http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004754/
Night Ops Guy - Mark Wahlberg http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000242/
"Kermit" (as you guys call him) - Chris Pine http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1517976/
"Pockets" - Josh Duhamel http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0241049/
"Find the Canuck" - Hugo Weaving http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0915989/

The Canuckleheads

Deke - Morena Baccarin http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1072555/
Line Dance - Laura Vandervoort http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0888882/
Quick-Synch - Michael Rosenbaum http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0742146/
Moose Jaw - Justin Hartley http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1261997/
Pulse Pounder - Sam Witwer http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1022429/
Powder Keg - Eric Johnson http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0425053/
Gray Jay - (do we find a actor?)
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Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2011, 08:23:41 AM »
Quote from: "cmderinchief"
Quote from: "THE Mike™"
Timbit - Jason Mewes

Ppfftt!  HA!  LOL!
My thoughts as well.  Snootch to the nootch!
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Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2011, 08:27:11 AM »
Quote from: "cmderinchief"
Quote from: "THE Mike™"
Timbit - Jason Mewes

Ppfftt!  HA!  LOL!

If we use Jay, then we have to get a part for Kevin Smith, What role could Silent Bob do?
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Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2011, 08:32:31 AM »
Quote from: "bandonov"
I like your list... but if money was not an issue...

Black Ice - Willem Dafoe http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000353/
Chacal Noir - Michael Chiklis http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004821/
Hazard - Carlos Bernard http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0076167/
Timbit - Ben Stiller http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001774/
Shiver (as a good guy) - Matt Damon http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000354/
Snowbank - Karl Urban http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0881631/
Back-Stop - Sean Patrick Flanery http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001218/
Joe Canuck - Kiefer Sutherland http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000662/

From this year's set:
Mudslinger - Zachary Quinto http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0704270/
Valkyrie - Jessica Biel http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004754/
Night Ops Guy - Mark Wahlberg http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000242/
"Kermit" (as you guys call him) - Chris Pine http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1517976/

The Canuckleheads

(I will add them tomorrow)

I agree with these actors and actresses:
Black Ice - Willem Dafoe http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000353/
Chacal Noir - Michael Chiklis http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004821/
Shiver (as a good guy) - Matt Damon http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000354/
Snowbank - Karl Urban http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0881631/
Valkyrie - Jessica Biel http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004754/
Night Ops Guy - Mark Wahlberg http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000242/
"Kermit" (as you guys call him) - Chris Pine http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1517976/
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Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2011, 08:39:02 AM »
Just added the Canuckleheads and the 2 missing people from the Con set ... to my previous post


Thanks Hal, I spent an hour last night searching for these guys...  :lol:
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Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2011, 09:43:06 AM »
just my thoughts
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Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2011, 10:31:09 AM »
I haven't had much time to think about this, but here is a few suggestions for now:


Black Ice - Edward Norton http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001570/
Chacal Noir - Woody Harrelson http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000437/
Hazard -  Viggo Mortensen http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0391326/
Timbit - Jesse Eisenberg http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0251986/
Shiver - Alexander Skarsgård http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002907/
Snowbank - James Marsden http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005188/
Back-Stop - Kevin McKidd http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0571727/
Joe Canuck - Joe Flanigan http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0281167/

From this year's set:
Mudslinger - Zachary Quinto http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0704270/
Valkyrie - Jessica Alba http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004695/
Night Ops Guy - Steve Carell http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0136797/
"Kermit" - Robert Knepper http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0460694/
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Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2011, 10:42:12 AM »
Good picks by all...except I'm not too sure about Scott Bakula as Joe Canuck.  Joe's a hard one to pick for.  Michael Ironside's turn as Darkseid in the DC Animated Universe has made him an eternal bad-guy fave, & Kevin Conroy is of course eternally the man.  For Chacal Noir I'd make him older & more cerebral & put him in a power struggle with Black Ice...so what better bald actor than Patrick Stewart?

Of course if this ever DID happen Hollywood would &!*% the backstory, plot, & characters all up.

Also, I hope Mike would get a better cameo than Larry Hama did.
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Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2011, 10:53:52 AM »
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Of course if this ever DID happen Hollywood would &!*% the backstory, plot, & characters all up.

Also, I hope Mike would get a better cameo than Larry Hama did.

I don't remember seeing Larry Hama in RoC, where was his Cameo?
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Re: If the Canuck-Verse was a movie?
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2011, 10:54:45 AM »
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Of course if this ever DID happen Hollywood would &!*% the backstory, plot, & characters all up.

Also, I hope Mike would get a better cameo than Larry Hama did.

I don't remember seeing Larry Hama in RoC, where was his Cameo?

Great question..I want to know too!
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